Fries

Today we got a call from the south Wendy's asking if we got any complaints from customers about the fries.
We never did. Not a single person.
Well seems something's wrong with the south Wendy's and their fries. Getting complaints all day.
So tonight I took McFerret-de-ferret down there and got us some supper. We got fries! We got really nasty soggy fries! *shudder*
So I went to the north (the one I work at) and let one of the workers try one. She took a bite, shuddered said that was nasty and gave me a new medium fry. Joy!
Thing was, Ferret Boy over yonder kept eating his fries.. and wouldn't stop until I threw them out the window.